i like german chocolate cake

i like buying a slice of german chocolate cake from the store and pretending it's the portal cake

i know the portal cake isn't german chocolate cake and that it's black forest cake and that german chocolate cake isn't even german it's from texas and that black forest cake is actually from germany and it's better SHUT UUUUUPPP SHUT THE FUCK UUUP i will kill you i will kill you i will kill you I WILL KILL YOU i will kill you i will find you and kill you myself FUCK YOU JUST LET ME HAVE MY CAKE LET ME EAT MY CAKE I LIKE IT FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU